Happy Slap Day 2016 SMS Messages Text MSGs in English

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Happy Slap Day 2016 SMS Messages Text MSGs in English 

Look at yourself in the mirror
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day!

I began imagining scenes in public
which some drunk would come up to me and
slap me in the face.
Nothing like that ever happened, but
I often wonder if
I would have turned the other cheek.
Happy Slap day

The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl
By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While slapping
Happy Slap Day!!!

Slap Day is here..
You slap your old boyfriend (for whatever wrong he did to you)
and break all ties.
Happy Slap Day

Happy Slap Day 2016 SMS Jokes in Hindi

Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge
Jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge
Jab aap hamein bhool jaoge
Tab
Aisa
Thappar parungi ki sab yaad aajayega
Happy Slap Day..

Student ko miss ne thapar raseed kia
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 7 baje Shuru
Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?.
Student:Miss,
Aap Mera Itni besabri se Intjar Mat Kiya Karo
Log Galat Samajte hai. hahaha ))
Newtons Third Law Of Love:The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl
By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While slapping
Happy Slap day!

Sacha Dost Wo Ha Jo Apki Aankh Mein Pehla Ansu Dekhy To Dosra ansu Ponch ley Tesra Aansu Rokley Aur. . . Chotha Aansu Dekhy To 1 Thappar Mar k Kahe Ley ab Khul K Ro Ley… Happy Slap Day 2014

Slap Day Funny Status Quotes SMS Messages Wishes for FB WhatsApp 

Biwi Ko Thappar Mar Ke Husband Bola

Admi Usy Hi Marta Hy Jise Pyar Karta Hy

Wife Ne 2 Thappar Maray r Boli

AP Kya Samjhty Hain Ke Main Ap Se Pyar Nahi Karti…?

Happy Slap Day 2016…

This the best excuse for
if you slap someone in the face,
just say ‘i didn’t slap him,
I high five his face’
Happy Slap day !!

LAZY BOY: Jaan 1 Glas Pani De Do,
Girl: Khud Uth Ke Pi Lo,
Boy: Plz De Do Na,
Girl: Ab Manga To Thapar Marungee,
Boy: Thapr MARNE Aao To Pani Lete Ana.
Happy Funny Slap Day.

On this day let us not slap the person but “slap the ties”.
You can send a “slap card” or a “slap email”.
Happy Slap Day!

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